fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3
*on my phone*
do you ever put that thing down?
*puts phone down*
why did you ruin the economy?
Reasons to be a mermaid:
1. no periods
2. no pants
3. perfect hair
4. you get to lure men to their deaths
Also, free clam bra… YAY